Posted by: The Saffa Mom | January 24, 2011

Getting old!

Okay, I know that the last post was really suppossed to be the END of all this “birthday, growing old theme” that my posts seem to have evolved into….. but I just had to post this one last thing.

It wasnt written by me, and if I knew who it was written by- I promise I would have posted that.

My mom sent it to me on my birthday, and i could only laugh.

An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,
“Pardon me, madam..
I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?”

“Yes, I know,” said the lady.
“I need both my hands
to hold onto this hat.”

“But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties
and your privates are exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man
and replied, “Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old.

    I just bought this hat yesterday!”

You laughed hey?

 

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Responses

  1. Yeah, I laughed!

  2. Yes, I did.

  3. LOL! Yep, She told it like it was!

    • I want to be like that when i am 75!!

  4. I did! How can you not laugh? Happy belated Birthday ~ Sounds like it was a good one.

  5. haha I would want to keep my hat too..

    -Tia

    http://www.tiallarising.wordpress.com


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